Pity the poor political writer who must spend his or her pre-holiday hours eking out a study on the President`s yearly Christmas vacation. (Pity more the author who must report on those reports. There is no story here. None. "Man goes to Hawaii" is more sitcom episode than headline. And yet, try they will-those hungry-for-whatever outlets that but must encounter an angle worth covering on the president`s every move.
Some do it best than others. The Internal Review`s George E. Condon Jr. does a pretty stellar job today with the evergreen historical look at presidential holidays past, fitting Obama`s post-victory dash to Hawaii into the figure of those who have come before him. Sure, ten other writers do the like thing every year, but at least Condon has some nice color, like this: For Calvin Coolidge, it was up to friends to make certain he had something to boast about after his fishing trip. In 1928, Coolidge came up empty on a travel to the Fire Hole in Yellowstone National Park. Worried about how this failure would look, park rangers and a guide took someone else`s fish and touched them into the president`s creel. When reporters asked Coolidge how he had done, he responded "I have ever heard that they approximate a fisherman`s success by the contents of his creel," and held aloft the overflowing basket, never mentioning that he had not caught any of the fish.
Less successful but doubly amusing is Carol E. Lee`s "For Obama vacation, comfort is key" at Politico, a sort of diagnosis of the president`s vacation preferences. It`s brilliant, for all the wrong reasons. Lee tells us: A simple profile of Obama`s time off has emerged halfway through his term: he prefers warm climates and islands-Hawaii in the winter and Martha`s Vineyard in the summer-and as the 49-year-old father of two young daughters, he budgets plenty of family time. And despite being a decidedly urban president with deep roots in bustling Chicago, he would instead have his leisure time away from the stir of the city.
It sounds a little like an introduction to an installment of The Bachelor. Not that I`d know.
You might think Politico would stay there, with a semi reasonable but brief rundown of the president`s traveller`s peccadilloes. A-ha! You don`t love them. Instead, Lee produces a three-page examination of the president`s holiday psyche, complete with a smattering of pithy insights from some "experts." Like these pearls, from Doctors "Oh really?" and "You don`t say?" "President Obama uses vacations for what they are designed: relaxation and home time," said Martha Joynt Kumar, a presidential historian who teaches at Towson (Md. University.
And: "Presidents are often creatures of use as far as vacations are concerned," explained Ross Baker, a political science professor at Rutgers University.
You can find the gears really grinding when Lee, with the aid of Clinton White House veteran Chris Lehane, attempts to see something deeper in the president`s holiday preferences. "Vacations, like the dress one wears, books someone reads, sports they play, friends they fall out with, are a window into a person`s character and personality," said Lehane, who served in Clinton`s Office of Legal Counsel and was one of the president`s political operative. "Politicians in detail and presidents especially often communicate their case and personalities by the personal choices they have since they are a source point or market for the world to generalize from."
Still, there`s a drinking game in this piece, perhaps something you could play after, or during, Christmas lunch (finally, a use for the presidential holiday story!). It`s an odd one I`ll admit, but try it out: every time Lee mentions the treat "shave ice," take a draught of heavily spiked eggnog. Here are the moments you should search for. You may take a well-grounded stool.
Number one: For Barack Obama, the signature icon of his presidential vacationing, so far, is him eating shave ice, the Hawaiian interpretation of a snow cone.
Number two: The same friends who have accompanied Obama on every extended vacation he`s had since taking place will see him again in Hawaii, where he spent most of his childhood, and he has the same activities on tap-golf, beachfront lounging and a shave ice outing, revealing a chairman who hasn`t been all that imaginative when it comes to taking time off.
Whew, number three: "We`ll definitely be getting some shave ice," Obama said as he elaborated his vacation plans in an audience with a Hawaii radio station. "And I`ll probably hit a pair of golf courses."
Five (hiccup): "We really just spend time with family, and we make a lot of fun traditions," first lady Michelle Obama told kids at the Children`s National Medical Center earlier this month. "Even though the kids are getting older, they still wish to do the like things over and over again-going to the zoo, going to get shaved ice, swimming in the ocean."
Six. Worked up a Christmas sweat yet? Indeed, the faculty at Island Snow Shave Ice in Kailua, the township where the Obamas have vacationed for the preceding 3 years, prepared this week for a presidential visit after a squad of Secret Service agents stopped by to follow the shop. Last year, when Obama stopped by Island Snow-and set the like place he did the class before-he even hinted at his own predictability.
Umm, err, what were we up to? "I`m a traditionalist," Obama said, after he refused the customary shave ice toppings: red Japanese Azuki beans and vanilla sweetened condensed milk.
Merry Christmas, Mr. President.
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